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George Cleghorn was a prominent nineteenth-century physician and surgeon in New Zealand. He was a progressive doctor who kept abreast of the latest advances in Europe, Britain and the United States and introduced new procedures and techniques into the mainstream of New Zealand medical practice. He served as president of the New Zealand Medical Association in 1897.

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Zach Sims is an American entrepreneur who co-founded Codecademy, an online platform offering interactive coding lessons and tutorials.

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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}

{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}

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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}

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